Stuff That Doesn't Work # 1 - Awareness of Onset of Dystopia

See, nobody can imagine the onset of dystopia, even if it were hovering over us like a pulsating rectum between two freshly unsheathen cheeks. We are too preoccupied, too busy being stuffed with flaky pleasantry pastries to even glance at the menu of our just desserts. The media is the server who doesn't tell you the cost of adding cheese; and using whatever cheap attention grabbing stunt will keep us watching and blissfully ignorant of bad it could get. Cheap stunts like celebrity gossip, unsettling statistics about stuff your kids may be doing, underdeveloped one-sided exposes, elevated terror alerts, fear mongering tales of potential outbreaks, terror attacks, and anything to keep the minds of the public focused on images of dystopia and incite paranoid vigilance. Shit!